whoa

since I’ve been on a warriors streak and the new warriors website makes you generate a warriors username when you sign up, here’s my government assigned warriorsona

for people who have never had the experience of reading warrior cats it’s a lot like being incredibly invested in a middling-budget daytime soap opera where everybody is independently haunted by the same ghost

Divorce Court: Warrior Cats

crowfeather’s trial is really funny conceptually because the plot boils down to “divorced man tries to make up with his ex-wife and estranged murder son with the help of ghosts”