it’s 80°F outside I am so out of it
I’m hella cranky off caffeine and if the people three seats back don’t shut the fuck up I'mma have to fuck them up
ancient civilizations were more similar to us than I thought
i found voldemort at the met
also i am still convinced that north dakota does not exist
does north carolina ever end
that young mung daal LADIES LADIES SQUATS SQUATS video never fails to crack me up
I am leaving for a trip to nyc tomorrow and to perfectly honest i’m more pumped for the 13-hour bus ride than the actual trip, which is a lot
hey there, horsefolks, and also normal fucking people
flying poultry birds are majestic anybody who disagrees can fight me ok
I can’t paint for shit, but,
in kindergarten, I had scented markers, and once some kid took a bite out of the chocolate-scented one and threw up, leaving me with a) no brown marker and b) a pile of puke that was very much not chocolate-scented
in fifth grade, I decided to delete the pokemon diamond file I’d had since I was like seven with +350 hours of gameplay.
needless to say, there was a lot of crying that night
I have never managed to beat the game since
