whoa

he knows I have food

hey y'all

how to make tumblr more productive: slowly but surely make tumblr worse and worse, driving people from the site and consequently making them more productive because they’re not fucking using tumblr

lamphoera:

whaddya call an angry nut

a pissed-off-chio

whaddya call an angry nut

nadir

i’m done with my project guys

zenith

i just realized that spiral staircase in Gattaca was supposed to look like a strand of DNA

my mom apparently used youtube on my computer to watch the shows she likes at some point in the near past, because like all of my recommended videos are chinese game shows

ponies are short, fat, and full of anger

gee i wonder who that could be

casually logs into webkinz

scent marking aka “i pissed on it and now it is mine”