“cumtears” is a new term i made up for when a porn artist gets so used to drawing cum that they draw every liquid like it has the physical properties of cum, including tears
its like this
“cumtears” is a new term i made up for when a porn artist gets so used to drawing cum that they draw every liquid like it has the physical properties of cum, including tears
stardew valley doesnt have any real cryptids because the farmer is the cryptid
lewis, watching as the farmer pulls a live eel out of their backpack and eats it right there before riding off on a horse wearing a cat ear headband, but not before tossing him a jar of slightly warm mayonnaise as they pass by: gosh, what a nice kid
living in the south is kind of like
me: sneezes
ghost from the nearest confederate civil war monument: god bless you
the taz amnesty theme is such a work of art because it’s so simple but it captures, very perfectly, that familiar appalachian emotion of driving through the middle of a pine forest for hours on end, secure in the knowledge that you are always within a half-mile radius of at least three obscure civil war monuments and two slowly dying small towns
for people who have never had the experience of reading warrior cats it’s a lot like being incredibly invested in a middling-budget daytime soap opera where everybody is independently haunted by the same ghost
