do you think ever about how elias ainsworth’s entire masculine persona is the result of rahab going “well, you have a deep voice so i guess i’ll teach you how to boy, for convenience”

chise and elias have one(1) brain cell between the both of them, and it belongs to ruth

the ancient magus bride is a story about two dumb idiot children trying to teach each other how to be less like dumb idiot children. it’s exactly like that john mulaney bit about hiring a horse to watch your dog

elias ainsworth spent what were essentially the formative years of his life following around an antisocial reindeer herder and we all wonder why he’s a fucking weirdo

y'all the most attractive thing about elias ainsworth isn’t the fact that’s he’s a DOPE MONSTER DUDE it’s the fact that he’s SUPER RICH

@ the people who keep making weird sexual chise/elias comments: i’m not sure if elias even knows what a boob is

that’s it thank you have a nice day

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