whoa

lamphoera:

stardew valley doesnt have any real cryptids because the farmer is the cryptid

lewis, watching as the farmer pulls a live eel out of their backpack and eats it right there before riding off on a horse wearing a cat ear headband, but not before tossing him a jar of slightly warm mayonnaise as they pass by: gosh, what a nice kid

stardew valley doesnt have any real cryptids because the farmer is the cryptid

u can tell exactly what kind of people half the stardew valley community are because they think abigail is the perfect gf and wish they could marry robin but can’t so they go shit on demetrius instead