I am truly and wholly convinced that the fire emblem writers have never talked to a girl in their lives
STUPID DUMB pegasus knight armor
i can deal with Normal Tier Ridiculous Armor™ but the pegasus knights in Fire Emblem are something else (only the female ones, mind you, because apparently the only male pegasus knight gets reasonable armor!)
they have:
- boob plates
- no other actual armor other than maybe pauldrons
- miniskirts
- thigh highs or thigh high boots
- (sometimes) garter straps
and finally (tellius games excepted): absolutely nothing separating the skin of their thighs from the surface of the saddle – and speaking from experience, riding like that chafes like a motherfucker. listen, Intelligent Systems™, i am totally cool with making designs based on looking cool rather than working in real life! but is it really that hard to give characters tights or something. something that doesn’t immediately give me ghost blisters when viewed. i mean, you’ve already done it before, so what’s keeping you from doing it again???
maybe ditch the garter straps too, those are horrible.
