Fandom: Food Network

“’No one turns me on like you… especially in that one episode… where you dressed up as a cowboy…’ said Rachael who does not have a fat ass.

‘Not even… the episode… where I made DOUGHNUTS?!’ He grabbed her, throwing her against the counter.

‘Oh, God, Alton! MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS!!!’

‘With the glaze?’

'Oh, God!!! THE CHOCOLATE GLAZE!!’

All of a sudden Emeril burst into the room, 'Looks like they’re takin’ it up a notch!’

'Takin’ it up a notch?’ asked Rachael, tearing herself from Alton. 'That’s not nearly as catchy as ‘BAM!’ You disappoint me Emeril… Julia Child is ashamed of you!!! She visits me in visions!'”