Marginally related, but the only thing I did on the night of new year’s eve was hang out with childhood friends and gorge myself on cheesecake and stalk people I didn’t know on facebook and watch kpop music videosWait wasn’t yesterday New Years
someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”
the one thing I will never forget about the Warrior Cat series is how the first book basically starts with Bluestar being like “Hey, I see you still have balls. The humans are going to cut those off, you know,” and Firepaw joins them because he doesn’t want his balls cut off
so i got an xbox and i’ve been using all the little twist ties that held the cables together to close up chip bags and it just feels very luxurious, like the height of opulence. like i’m this crazy person walking around with ivory thumbtacks and handkerchiefs woven from endangered spider silk like, “yeah even my fucking chip bags are held shut by the twist ties of new electronics.”
