whoa

hello I’m about to gorge myself on cereal wish me luck goodbye

it appears to be a pear

ghostbanri:

this is hands down the most suspicious headline I’ve ever read

little-miss-cheesepuff:

Toad very excited (with his legs showing)

multitrackdrifting:

>thou art with thy betrothed caressing her
>carrier pigeon arrives
>parchment reads “of what art thou engaging upon with my daughter, foul knave?”
>inform the fair maiden
>yfw her father was slain in battle months prior
>THEN WHO WAS CARRIER PIGEON?