Anonymous asked: you ever gonna touch ya oc blog again or is that on a break
sometimes I dust off the askbox and gently caress the various asks and read them bedtime stories and tell them that i’ll be back soon and then go back to doing something inane like probably napping
i mean this all metaphorically, of course
i’m lazy
What would you do? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now!
What the fuck is happening in this game
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it’s like the Ship of Theseus, only with a horse
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aromatic spicy
welcome to the bone zone
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Fandom: Food Network
“’No one turns me on like you… especially in that one episode… where you dressed up as a cowboy…’ said Rachael who does not have a fat ass.
‘Not even… the episode… where I made DOUGHNUTS?!’ He grabbed her, throwing her against the counter.
‘Oh, God, Alton! MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS!!!’
‘With the glaze?’
‘Oh, God!!! THE CHOCOLATE GLAZE!!’
All of a sudden Emeril burst into the room, 'Looks like they’re takin’ it up a notch!’
'Takin’ it up a notch?’ asked Rachael, tearing herself from Alton. 'That’s not nearly as catchy as ‘BAM!’ You disappoint me Emeril… Julia Child is ashamed of you!!! She visits me in visions!'”
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what a weird dog