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May 03

lamphoera:

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May 01

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Apr 20

cryptotheism:

apas-95:

fluffysheeple:

astralmyth:

A high femme is a femme who holds a position of seniority over other femmes who present a unified culture. A high femme does not hold political unity, as evidenced by the inferior femmes styling themselves with sovereign titles instead of subordinate ones. A high femme thus has limited power, and the role is often ceremonial. It is etymologicallly similar to the title femme of femmes.

I hear Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the high femme. Shouted her apart!

Qin Shi Huang is known as the first futch, despite earlier dynasties posessing what we would consider the same role. However, in earlier dynasties, the true relationship was of a high femme with notional authority over a number of butches. These butches, while unified in their defence of the femme, were still sovereign and in competition. Qin Shi Huang, after conquering and subordinating all other butches, fashioned the title of futch by combining the previous terms of femme and butch, to symbolise holding both total authority and total sovereignty.

While technically correct to refer to any member of the clergy as a high femme, the term high femme is generally reserved exclusively for the femme presiding over Rome.

While any woman can be elected to the office of high femme, since 1379 every high femme has been elected by the college of femmes, many of whom are also arch-futches.

Apr 18

onlinebeast:

getting my jugular ripped out by a girl with sharp teeth Awa!!! This is like… an indirect kiss >_<

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Apr 17

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lamphoera:

man andrew hussie was born in the wrong era. he shouldve been inventing hermetic cults in the first century or whatever

Apr 13

deirdreskye:

deirdreskye:

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane’s has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy’s leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I’m so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

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Easily my favorite tag/reply on this post so far

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Apr 01

lesbianslimefriend:

cockout-knockout:

cockout-knockout:

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hes got a buddy now

smith college girls for i-d magazine 2004

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Mar 27

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walking…

Mar 24

reimu miku and saber are all the same type of girl which is “real and strong and my friend”

Mar 15

taurposting:

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lamphoera:
“Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!
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lamphoera:

Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!

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