hello I’m about to gorge myself on cereal wish me luck goodbye
it appears to be a pear
this is hands down the most suspicious headline I’ve ever read
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Toad very excited (with his legs showing)
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>thou art with thy betrothed caressing her
>carrier pigeon arrives
>parchment reads “of what art thou engaging upon with my daughter, foul knave?”
>inform the fair maiden
>yfw her father was slain in battle months prior
>THEN WHO WAS CARRIER PIGEON?
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i bet celestia has a wicked cool succulents garden B’^)
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cosmo sex tip #465: no items. fox only. final destination.
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i’m gonna be taking this baby fat to the grave, though, i swear
I got my orchestra photo back a couple weeks ago, and looking at them I realize that I no longer look like a twelve-year-old
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joeyisanolive said:
Wizard? I thought u said lizard

a wizard named harry
Good way to start a book
Me as a screw up protagonist.
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