whoa

Jan 29

hello I’m about to gorge myself on cereal wish me luck goodbye

Jan 28

it appears to be a pear

it appears to be a pear

ghostbanri:
“ this is hands down the most suspicious headline I’ve ever read
”

ghostbanri:

this is hands down the most suspicious headline I’ve ever read

(via 98point7)

little-miss-cheesepuff:
“ Toad very excited (with his legs showing)
”

little-miss-cheesepuff:

Toad very excited (with his legs showing)

(via cutecherryblossom)

multitrackdrifting:

>thou art with thy betrothed caressing her
>carrier pigeon arrives
>parchment reads “of what art thou engaging upon with my daughter, foul knave?”
>inform the fair maiden
>yfw her father was slain in battle months prior
>THEN WHO WAS CARRIER PIGEON? 

(via mosoli)

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Jan 27

sunguts:
“ i bet celestia has a wicked cool succulents garden B’^)
”

sunguts:

i bet celestia has a wicked cool succulents garden B’^)

(via )

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redeadlauren:

cosmo sex tip #465: no items. fox only. final destination.

(via dreamofhircine)

Jan 26

i’m gonna be taking this baby fat to the grave, though, i swear

I got my orchestra photo back a couple weeks ago, and looking at them I realize that I no longer look like a twelve-year-old

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joeyisanolive said:

Wizard? I thought u said lizard

image

Jan 25

a wizard named harry

icatmcfly:
“ notabrobro:
“ Good way to start a book
”
Me as a screw up protagonist.
”

icatmcfly:

notabrobro:

Good way to start a book

Me as a screw up protagonist.

(via cecilcb)