how to make tumblr more productive: slowly but surely make tumblr worse and worse, driving people from the site and consequently making them more productive because they’re not fucking using tumblr
As an paper clip who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my style. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock… I personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious
(via battylegislacerator)
Anonymous asked: this is a peel-ing to me
i’m glad you apple-reciate it
Anonymous asked: these pun are a fruitless endeavor
i pearsonally disagree

Anonymous asked: no
you pecan’t stop me
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whaddya call an angry nut
a pissed-off-chio
whaddya call an angry nut
nadir
“Hate me.”
i’m done with my project guys
zenith
by Randy P. Martin
(via foreverwithoutyou)
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i just realized that spiral staircase in Gattaca was supposed to look like a strand of DNA