whoa

Apr 21

• Disney Animation exec: So you realize how difficult it is to get a job with Pixar, what makes you more qualified than the thousands of other applicants Disney gets each year?
• mysterious figure cast in shadow: [slides single sheet of paper across the table] my resume.
• Disney Animation exec:
• Disney Animation exec: this just says 'I am constable-frozen'.
• mysterious figure cast in shadow: [slight head nod]
• Disney Animation exec:
• Disney Animation exec: when can you start.
• constable-frozen: i already have.

Apr 20

[video]

pintoras:

Rosa Bonheur (French, 1822 - 1899): A Stag (1893) (via National Gallery of Ireland)

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msmollym:

Hello, everyone! Here is my piece for the Light Grey Art Lab show “Guts!”

“All matter is drawn to the singularity – An infinite point. However, the singularity, infinite as it may be, also holds a universe of matter all its own.”

Check out the rest of the work here. Thank you so much to everyone at Light Grey Art Lab!!

- Molly

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today on “Why We Don’t Let Phoe Write, Ever”

lamphoera:

why did the candy’s teacher hate them?

because they were always chocolate

why did the candy’s teacher hate them?

tornado warnings are always fun

Apr 19

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

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night

Apr 18

i am the master of metaphors what’re you talking about

a furry image community called imfur

nyquilly and i are writing bad horsefic, wish us luck

Schloss Augustusburg in Brühl . One of the most important baroque buildings, UNESCO world heritage site

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(Source: weheartit.com, via dreamofhircine)