flying poultry birds are majestic anybody who disagrees can fight me ok
in kindergarten, I had scented markers, and once some kid took a bite out of the chocolate-scented one and threw up, leaving me with a) no brown marker and b) a pile of puke that was very much not chocolate-scented
in fifth grade, I decided to delete the pokemon diamond file I’d had since I was like seven with +350 hours of gameplay.
needless to say, there was a lot of crying that night
I have never managed to beat the game since
in second grade, we had to do this project where we were supposed to find out about our “heritage” and “ancestry” or whatever and I, having missed like a week of school for whatever reason, came back the same day the presentations were supposed to be on
so come time to present, everybody else is talking about how they’re fifty shades of european (‘cept the like two black kids) and I don’t know what to do? when I present, I go up and I’m like “we’re chinese” and immediately sit down and honestly I don’t know why I’m telling you about this
