whoa

some freshman beat my ass in pokemon on the ride back from new york and I am honestly nothing but impressed that guy has dedication

last night I had a dream where I was at some abandoned barn except there were people there and harry dresden showed up and started shooting everyone because he had beef on buddhists

will I ever stop eating these god damn nature valley bars the answer is no

irrelevant but i have the pokerap stuck in my head

it’s 80°F outside I am so out of it

I’m hella cranky off caffeine and if the people three seats back don’t shut the fuck up I'mma have to fuck them up

ancient civilizations were more similar to us than I thought

i found voldemort at the met

i found voldemort at the met

also i am still convinced that north dakota does not exist

does north carolina ever end

before I leave

before I leave

that young mung daal LADIES LADIES SQUATS SQUATS video never fails to crack me up

I am leaving for a trip to nyc tomorrow and to perfectly honest i’m more pumped for the 13-hour bus ride than the actual trip, which is a lot

hey there, horsefolks, and also normal fucking people

hey there, horsefolks, and also normal fucking people