whoa
gee i wonder who that could be

gee i wonder who that could be

casually logs into webkinz

scent marking aka “i pissed on it and now it is mine”

voice meme that i stole from gangars

Your name and username.

Where you’re from.

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?

What do you say to address a group of people?

Be a wizard or a vampire?

How old are you?

Is it cold where you are?

What is your favorite color?

What color are your eyes?

Do you have freckles?

When is your birthday?

What was the last thing you drank?

Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Choose a book and read a passage from it.

Do you think you have an accent?

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

god do you know how fucking tedious all that fluff is

god do you know how fucking tedious all that fluff is

today i learned that it is in fact possible to puke colors

today i learned that it is in fact possible to puke colors

here’s my collection of Blurry Closeup Photos of Horses and Their Noses follow for more quality content

spring here is nothing but pollen and misery and that one tree that smells like what i am told is semen

homework

homewor

homewo

homew

home

hom

ho

hor

hors

horse

limaçon curve more like limabean curve

seahorse and birdhorse and nothorse, oh my

bruh

if you don’t know how to face your fears you can always lay on the ground and make high pitched noises a lot

that’s close enough, i think

i drew this a long time ago and i believe this is still very relevant

i drew this a long time ago and i believe this is still very relevant