he’s stronk
today I was at this art camp for little kids and I’m drawing a beautiful reverse mermaid when a group of lil tykes runs up to the teacher and go
“Teacher, teacher! Somebody peed in the trash can in the bathroom again!”
I like how a.) somebody pissed in the trash can when the toilet is clearly right there, and how b.) the kids say again implying this has happened before
teacher then proceeds to give a lecture on how and where to properly take a piss
incredible
cutting bagels in half really stresses me out because no matter how careful I am I end up with lopsided goddamn bagel halves
as a being I am driven only by seething hot rage and a bottomless hunger for like, carbs or something
