i didn’t order this because i’m a coward and it’s my life’s biggest regret
every time somebody reblogs something i’ve made and keysmashes in the tags i grow a little more powerful
you know those like. clickbait minecraft youtube thumbnails where it’s supposed to be sexy to get those HOT VIEWS and there’s some minecraft girl and you know it’s a girl because she has minecraft BOOBS and they’re ROUND
like doesn’t it seem like that defeats the purpose, like if you wanted to look at ROUND BOOBS you could go look at smut of something that’s not minecraft??? it doesn’t make any sense to me, not that anything about minecraft porn really makes sense in the first place but i mean
if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that one time i skipped school solely bc there was a giant centipede in the bathroom and i didn’t want to get near it to get into my closet
I mentioned this incident to someone yesterday and I guess a centipede overheard and thought “well gee, I haven’t messed with kelly in like four years I should really do that” because that very night a bigass fucking centipede appeared in my bathroom like some kind of stupid reminder that I have been living in false security all these years so what I’m saying is don’t speak of the devil because he WILL appear at 4 AM while you’re just trying to take a piss
