why are donkeys always represented as crusty and ugly in media…………..donkeys are good and cute and my friends
btw have i told y’all about my flight rising coffeehorse dragon
she’s a first gen noc born on coffeehorse’s canon birthday!
the real reason sumia trips all the time is because she’s thinking about girls and is overwhelmed with love and falls over
y'all the most attractive thing about elias ainsworth isn’t the fact that’s he’s a DOPE MONSTER DUDE it’s the fact that he’s SUPER RICH
theory: the whole “pegasus knights are all female because pegasi only accept pure maidens as riders” thing is in fact untrue and the reality is that pegasi can only be tamed by the gentle hand of a lesbian
fire emblem fates: you can recruit the children of the members of your army by making them have babies and then sending the babies off to magical alternate dimensions where time flows faster, allowing them to return and join your army as adults/teenagers in a matter of weeks
also fire emblem fates: if you decide to marry a character of the same gender as your player character, you won’t have any kids because gay couples having children is just too unrealistic
