Fandom: Food Network
“’No one turns me on like you… especially in that one episode… where you dressed up as a cowboy…’ said Rachael who does not have a fat ass.
‘Not even… the episode… where I made DOUGHNUTS?!’ He grabbed her, throwing her against the counter.
‘Oh, God, Alton! MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS!!!’
‘With the glaze?’
‘Oh, God!!! THE CHOCOLATE GLAZE!!’
All of a sudden Emeril burst into the room, 'Looks like they’re takin’ it up a notch!’
'Takin’ it up a notch?’ asked Rachael, tearing herself from Alton. 'That’s not nearly as catchy as ‘BAM!’ You disappoint me Emeril… Julia Child is ashamed of you!!! She visits me in visions!'”
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