in second grade, we had to do this project where we were supposed to find out about our “heritage” and “ancestry” or whatever and I, having missed like a week of school for whatever reason, came back the same day the presentations were supposed to be on

so come time to present, everybody else is talking about how they’re fifty shades of european (‘cept the like two black kids) and I don’t know what to do?  when I present, I go up and I’m like “we’re chinese” and immediately sit down and honestly I don’t know why I’m telling you about this