whoa

memeshirt:

ponett:
nltm:
nltm:
According to Mario’s Japanese trophy description in Melee, Mario is 26 years old.
Which seems young enough
But Bowser was also a baby in Yoshi’s Island.
Which means Bowser is also around 26 years old
Bowser isn’t a hot dad he’s a hot young man in his prime
mario is a 26-year old man from brooklyn with a handlebar mustache this changes everything
Confirmed Mario drinks Craft Beers EXCLUSIVELY

crydaisy:

“ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year”

once I was at a restaurant and I overheard somebody at another table ask the waitress “are your eggrolls gluten-free?” and I honestly have that moment seared into my mind