whoa

Combat.

so these producers from jurassic park needed a goat for there new movie coming out in 2015 and they happened to drive past my house and see my goats in the pen outside and now my goat named earl is going to be in a movie and is more famous then ill ever be.

DM: -rolls dice- I can't believe this... You've successfully convinced the high priest that your goat is a part of a "goat union" and should therefore be paid equally to the rest of the party or else face legal consequences.