some snakes

the next person who calls forrest (or literally anyone) a trap WILL unleash my hidden mana powers and get my fist in their face through the internet

don’t talk to me or my son ever again

okay so eragon has its share of flaws but the part where nasuada has the mages create a method to easily produce cheap lace in order to fund the varden was nothing short of genius

@celestiawept2 scootaboobatootoo

remember that period of time when every major movie studio was fascinated with making animated movies about ants

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11/3/17
Chicago, IL

STUPID DUMB pegasus knight armor

i can deal with Normal Tier Ridiculous Armor™ but the pegasus knights in Fire Emblem are something else (only the female ones, mind you, because apparently the only male pegasus knight gets reasonable armor!)

they have:

boob plates
no other actual armor other than maybe pauldrons
miniskirts
thigh highs or thigh high boots
(sometimes) garter straps

and finally (tellius games excepted): absolutely nothing separating the skin of their thighs from the surface of the saddle – and speaking from experience, riding like that chafes like a motherfucker. listen, Intelligent Systems™, i am totally cool with making designs based on looking cool rather than working in real life! but is it really that hard to give characters tights or something. something that doesn’t immediately give me ghost blisters when viewed. i mean, you’ve already done it before, so what’s keeping you from doing it again???

maybe ditch the garter straps too, those are horrible.