the one thing I will never forget about the Warrior Cat series is how the first book basically starts with Bluestar being like “Hey, I see you still have balls. The humans are going to cut those off, you know,” and Firepaw joins them because he doesn’t want his balls cut off
so i got an xbox and i’ve been using all the little twist ties that held the cables together to close up chip bags and it just feels very luxurious, like the height of opulence. like i’m this crazy person walking around with ivory thumbtacks and handkerchiefs woven from endangered spider silk like, “yeah even my fucking chip bags are held shut by the twist ties of new electronics.”
