whoa
today is nsfw night
wunderlast:
“stop the melting ducks help them someone pls
”

wunderlast:

stop the melting ducks help them someone pls

Who is running this blog
Seriously, your paladin really needs to stop converting all of these small villages to socialism!
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how to make tumblr more productive: slowly but surely make tumblr worse and worse, driving people from the site and consequently making them more productive because they’re not fucking using tumblr

“As an paper clip who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my style. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock… I personally found it absolutely...
As an paper clip who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my style. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock… I personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious
this is a peel-ing to me
Anonymous

i’m glad you apple-reciate it

these pun are a fruitless endeavor
Anonymous

i pearsonally disagree

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Anonymous

you pecan’t stop me

lamphoera:

whaddya call an angry nut

a pissed-off-chio

whaddya call an angry nut

nadir

nadir