whoa

Sep 03

me and bae having sex

hiss hiss

hiss hiss

Sep 02

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Sep 01

tomatomagica:

what she says: i’m fine

what she really means:

image

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Aug 30

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Aug 29

syohhsight replied to your photo “i haven’t actually worked on this since yesterday mostly i’ve just…”

donghorn
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i haven’t actually worked on this since yesterday mostly i’ve just kind of looked at it every so often and cried a little inside

i haven’t actually worked on this since yesterday mostly i’ve just kind of looked at it every so often and cried a little inside

(Source: callmepowergirl, via gravitywashere)

Aug 28

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somebody send help

somebody send help

roachpatrol:

idiopathicsmile:

idiopathicsmile:

researching 17th century piracy tonight. came across this:

One popular pastime amongst pirates was the mock trial.  Each man played a part be it jailer, lawyer, judge, juror, or hangman.  This sham court arrested, tried, convicted, and “carried out” the sentence to the amusement of all. (x)

how widespread could this have really been? how would it have gotten passed from ship to ship? can you imagine a pirate crew at a tavern, bragging to another pirate crew about how good they are at playing pretend? why was their go-to game “legal system”? were they performing incisive satire? is this some sort of pirates-only inside joke that’s been lost to the ages?

update: the mock-charge in the mock-trial was piracy

they used to pretend to try each other for piracy

as a stress relief

ok but it’s got to have been a lot of fun to be the pirate defense lawyer, for the pirate accused of piracy, to attempt to argue to the pirate judge, in front of a jury of pirate peers, that your client could not possibly be a pirate

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Aug 27

animedads:
“steam’s opacity or something is all messed up and it’s fading in over other windows and it’s making everything look like a meme
”

animedads:

steam’s opacity or something is all messed up and it’s fading in over other windows and it’s making everything look like a meme

(via newcalamity)

wings: they’re cool

wings: they’re cool

Aug 26

avianawareness:
“ birb here to teach you how to fashion wit styles
”

avianawareness:

birb here to teach you how to fashion wit styles

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