Don’t even think about trying 2 get with me if ur not wearing this
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wow it’s the sweet sweet smell of gradual improvement
IT WAS RAD AS SHIT DUDE, HIGH-FIVE
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today me and @totodile-crossing played webkinz and it was glorious
I am having SUCH hard time fucking grasping the reality of that this, THIS is the guy who has said “The spy plane goes up, and so does my penis.” “My lips are more chapped than the ass hole of a bovine creature right now.” “Let’s do this shit”
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my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as “Roomba-san” and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say “ganbatte, Roomba-san…ganbatte” as it made distressed beeping noises at her
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Oh dude welcome back! How’d the date go? You get her furaffinity?
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kr0x:
the undertail tag probably
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i mean, have you ever seen a bird mating dance
congratulations, now you have
Playa Roja, Peru
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if there’s any website that beats out Tumblr for absolutely shitty management, it’s Howrse