whoa
Month
it’s 2018 and y'all still out there thirsting over hex maniac’s nonexistent giant titties huh
if you play tfh you’ll know that the longma named their home the empire of huoshan and if you speak chinese you’ll know that huoshan translates to volcano which means these dumb fucks named their volcano village the empire of volcano
my real time reaction to the awakening banner announcement as I brace both my mind and body for the sumia waifu circlejerk on /r/FireEmblemHeroes
the most valid video game character of all time is any chicken from stardew valley i just love them so much
god!!!!!!!!!!!! what a good shape. i lvoe them
fire emblem fates: you can recruit the children of the members of your army by making them have babies and then sending the babies off to magical alternate dimensions where time flows faster, allowing them to return and join your army as adults/teenagers in a matter of weeks
also fire emblem fates: if you decide to marry a character of the same gender as your player character, you won’t have any kids because gay couples having children is just too unrealistic
ALSO fire emblem fates: btw the same sex romance options are version exclusive