fire emblem fates: you can recruit the children of the members of your army by making them have babies and then sending the babies off to magical alternate dimensions where time flows faster, allowing them to return and join your army as adults/teenagers in a matter of weeks
also fire emblem fates: if you decide to marry a character of the same gender as your player character, you won’t have any kids because gay couples having children is just too unrealistic
the most unexpected thing that’s ever happened in fire emblem heroes is the fact that they haven’t added in the twins from warriors yet
when randos make creepy comments and people just enable them

did anybody here play howrse??? the drama on that site was next level
I am truly and wholly convinced that the fire emblem writers have never talked to a girl in their lives
i drew this with my touchpad and it also gave me physical pain to do so but here u go:

it is absolutely absurd to me that a person looked at a hoof and went. you know what this needs? to be soft, and also to look like a vagina. god dam. great decision. gotta clap myself on the back. and thousands of pony artists went. wow. lov this. don’t need real refs just gonna look at this guy. and now people just draw hooves that look like fleshlights and nobody fucking questions it
people be drawin hoofs like they’re leg fleshlights smh
please don’t draw the frog of the hoof like it’s a vagina
they’re hooves and talons tho unless u mean the thing I drew like?????? oh geez a really long time ago
also just from a worldbuilding standpoint my hc is they’d have the same parentage (horse/griffon) anyway so I just call them the same thing idk