if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that one time i skipped school solely bc there was a giant centipede in the bathroom and i didn’t want to get near it to get into my closet
I mentioned this incident to someone yesterday and I guess a centipede overheard and thought “well gee, I haven’t messed with kelly in like four years I should really do that” because that very night a bigass fucking centipede appeared in my bathroom like some kind of stupid reminder that I have been living in false security all these years so what I’m saying is don’t speak of the devil because he WILL appear at 4 AM while you’re just trying to take a piss
you know that Thing where there’s a Somewhat Edgy But Also Subtly Angsty male character with little to no development or screentime so the fandom latches onto him and turns him into their personal Manic Pixie Dream Boy
