whoa

meet me at your local waffle house if you wanna fight i’m the pigeon pecking at the crumbs in the parking lot

when ppl find embarrassing old art

my mom’s apparent favorite pastime these days is going onto WeChat under a satirical masculine name (translates to [GENERIC CHINESE LASTNAME] GREAT WALL) and arguing about how Trump is bad against conservative Chinese parents

tumblr’s new stickers include zodiac signs and the first thing I thought to check was if they matched the homestuck trolls’ colors

a. they don’t

b. i am never going to escape my past as a filthy homestuck in 30 years i’ll see the capricorn sign somewhere and i’ll still think “why did everybody want to fuck gamzee he was a literal clown”

so I went one or two days without having any bots follow me, and it was the most liberating thing to have happened to me in a very long time

but anyway, it’s absolutely unacceptable for me to have to block porn bots daily, and for it to be an unusual occurence to have a day where no porn bots follow me at all