whoa
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everything I draw looks kinda like a horse
today I was at this art camp for little kids and I’m drawing a beautiful reverse mermaid when a group of lil tykes runs up to the teacher and go
“Teacher, teacher! Somebody peed in the trash can in the bathroom again!”
I like how a.) somebody pissed in the trash can when the toilet is clearly right there, and how b.) the kids say again implying this has happened before
teacher then proceeds to give a lecture on how and where to properly take a piss
incredible
stardew valley is a pit from whence there is no escape
cutting bagels in half really stresses me out because no matter how careful I am I end up with lopsided goddamn bagel halves
[tracer voice] the world could always use more homos
as a being I am driven only by seething hot rage and a bottomless hunger for like, carbs or something
me in 2012: crying about equestria-prevails’ art
me in 2016: still crying about equestria-prevails’ art
it’s lam-fee-rah or lam-phoh-rah
or lamp-hoe-ra, if you ask @waandaamaximoff
i arranged various fruits and vegetables into shapes somewhat resembling a horse
In all seriousness, though, as a general thing, I think it’s really important to embrace the fact that your first attempts are going to look bad. Drawing is as much learning what to do to make something look good as it is learning what to avoid.
It’s really disheartening to know what you want to do and not have the skill to pull it off, but that doesn’t mean you can’t try, and maybe learn something. It’s just as important to celebrate your successes as it is to evaluate your failures.
gogoat
American rapper Flo Rida (Tramar Lacel Dillard) is 36 years old. Within his 36 years of life, he has managed to amass a net worth of $30 million (USD.)
Burger King sells 10 chicken nuggets for a $1.49 (USD.) If you buy 2 sets of chicken nuggets, that’s $2.98 (USD) for 20 nuggets. Tax here is $0.07 (USD) per dollar, so it would be $3.19 (USD) for 20 nuggets.
If Flo Rida decides to use his whole net worth to buy these chicken nuggets, he would be able to buy 9404388.71 (rounded to the hundredths place) sets of 20 chicken nuggets. If you multiply this number, you get the amount of nuggets he can buy with his entire net worth. That number is 188087774 nuggets (rounded to the ones place.)
More simply, Flo Rida’s net worth can buy about 188 million chicken nuggets from Burger King. Flo Rida could provide a single chicken nugget to 2.7% of the world’s population. Thank you for your time. Feel free to do whatever you want with this information.
Eggs are like bird blindbags
