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Month
i’m glad you apple-reciate it
i pearsonally disagree
you pecan’t stop me
whaddya call an angry nut
i just realized that spiral staircase in Gattaca was supposed to look like a strand of DNA
my mom apparently used youtube on my computer to watch the shows she likes at some point in the near past, because like all of my recommended videos are chinese game shows
ponies are short, fat, and full of anger
casually logs into webkinz
scent marking aka “i pissed on it and now it is mine”
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What do you say to address a group of people?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
How old are you?
Is it cold where you are?
What is your favorite color?
What color are your eyes?
Do you have freckles?
When is your birthday?
What was the last thing you drank?
Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want
spring here is nothing but pollen and misery and that one tree that smells like what i am told is semen
homework
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